There are countless retired men on small pensions that would like to have a great sex life but can?t afford it. This is because the expenses that go along with dating an attractive female in the western world are too high. They have no choice except to make love to a homely female hoping to be turned on---but this rarely happens. Besides that, homely females are also expensive. Many times they are just as demanding as attractive women. Things have gotten so bad that even old women require that you wine and dine them before taking you to their bedroom. Most poor pensioners have given up their search for an affordable sex life and have become recluses. But with an adventurous spirit and just a few bucks to spend they can still get what they want. Only they would have to travel to a third world village where the women are extremely affordable.

There are close to a billion attractive women in the third world that are poverty stricken and are often homeless. There is no way for them to earn money and they are abused and made pregnant by unemployed men. They can do nothing but pray that their situation will change. Millions of them are begging for a western lover that will help relieve them of their financial misery. The internet is flooded with their pleas. There is hope for them, because what they have to offer is desperately needed in the western world. They possess what most men want in a woman. This waste of natural resources will end when millions of love starved men from the western world will arrive and flood their villages with financial aid in exchange for love.

It is no secret that wealthy men control most political events. They also control the variety of beautiful women that volunteer to live in their harems. It is impossible for a rich man to be alone in a world full of money hungry women. Bodyguards have to be hired by rich men to keep crowds of women away. It is said that each wealthy man fathers thousands of children and enjoys his fertility without any responsibility. Do those fortunate men want to help the poor pensioner who has no choice but to make love to an old or homely woman? Or the poor guy who has to stay home and masturbate? The answer to both questions is NO.

A new type of Berlin Airlift has to be formed. This is the only way to transport the estimated three hundred million sexually frustrated pensioners in the western world. The planes should be loaded with poor and horny men with their small but big enough pension checks. They will be dropped off in third world villages and set free to rescue money hungry women from poverty. This will be a fair trade that will create a heaven on earth for poor women and horny men. Any guy who is tired of the high cost he is paying for western women can join the airlift. This whole operation will be the biggest humanitarian effort in the history of mankind

The Idea of a government sponsored airlift to third world villages would be welcomed by poor and horny pensioners, but it will be ignored by rich and sexually content men. Since the rich control political decisions the airlift of the love starved pensioners won?t be quickly begun. Women in the western world will also be against the mass departure of men to a less expensive area of the world. They have become accustomed to being lavishly wined and dined and it would be a nightmare for them if potential dinner dates were leaving the country. The airports would be blockaded by millions of women that would not let the airplanes take off. There would be no way for the love starved pensioners to depart. The National Guard would have to be called out to open the runways. There would be chaos at the airports.
One of the problems with this humanitarian effort would be the anger of the unemployed natives, because many of them would be replaced by the pensioners as lovers. In some cases they might resort to violence against their competition. But law and order will soon be established and the jealous male natives will have to learn how to increase their income or remain without women.
The great idea of poor pensioners being transported to third world villages under government protection cannot be swept under the carpet. Sexual needs are great and are too important to be ignored. Many will not wait for the airlift to begin. If necessary they will hack their way through the jungles of the world to meet the woman of their dreams. The rest will vote for the politicians that offer them an airlift to a paradise where there is a better and less expensive sex life. Until then the billions of financially and sexually frustrated people will have to patiently wait for the airlift to begin.
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Want to enjoy the scenic beauty of nature slowly gliding over the pristine water of the backwaters? Kerala the beautiful state in the southern part of India is waiting for your visit to explore its spectacular beauty enjoying delightful backwater cruise. Tourists who are looking for a leisure vacation, break from the hustle and bustle of the city life can take a break at the backwaters of Kerala. The centuries old backwaters of the state are the most admired holiday destination by the tourists, vacationers, nature lovers, honeymooners and many others. Come once the houseboats in backwater is waiting for you to take you to the world of scenic beauty and wonderments.

Backwaters of Kerala are the most preferred destination by the tourists coming from all over the world for tours and travels in the state. Its beauty and serenity have gained world wide fame making Kerala the most beautiful state in the country. Backwaters are the chain of brackish lagoons and inlets of water bodies which spreads over and area of 900 km. These backwaters destinations are used over the centuries by the local people for the transportation purpose.

Traditional houseboats also known as Kettuvellam are used for cruising over the picturesque backwaters of Kerala. These are made by tying wooden planks and most surprising fact about Kerala's houseboat is that not even a single nail is used while making it. The traditional charm and luxury of the houseboats makes the Kerala backwater tours more delightful and memorable.

These Kettuvellam takes you along the palm fringed picturesque waterways of Kerala which the most enchanting holiday experience in India today. Once the houseboat floats over the pristine backwaters you can watch the lush paddy fields, coir villages, rustic homes, terrific temples, historic forts and monuments, twittering of birds and if lucky you can see elephants crossing the river sprinkling water with their trunk.

Kollam to Alappuzha, Vembanad Lake, Kuttanad, Kumarakon, Cochin, etc region are best known for backwater cruises in Kerala. A Kerala backwater tours provides you with a complete and most enchanting experience to view the coir villages and the emerald paddy fields tossing with the gentle breeze. In the night one sit on the deck of the houseboat and enjoy the lovely night and the surrounding painted in silver by the moon lights. Truly romantic and unforgettable experience of the backwater houseboat Kerala which you will love to keep in your memory as refreshing and captivating you have experienced throughout your lifetime.

Well if you want to enjoy the charm of the backwater and the beauty of nature come to Kerala. Backwaters of Kerala and its appealing charm appeal tourists from all the over the world for tours and travels in the state. Visit to this beautiful Kerala once and it is sure you will love to be back again and again to explore its astounding beauty of its backwaters and scintillating natural beauty.

There are many things that come to mind when thinking about Australia � the iconic Opera House and Harbour Bridge of Sydney, the tropical Great Barrier Reef in Northern Queensland, or the dusty red plains of the Outback. But flying under the radar is Perth, the capital and metropolis of Western Australia, which boasts some of Australia's most beautiful beaches, warmest weather and is the gateway to an endless list of natural wonders and attractions. Cheap flights from all other Australian cities make Perth an appealing and affordable holiday option. Need more convincing? Here are a few things you'll love about Perth holidays:
Fewer people: Anyone who's been on a crowded Sydney beach or battled their way through a busy Melbourne intersection will appreciate the relative space and laid back atmosphere of Perth. Perth allows holiday makers to get away from the hustle and bustle of Australia's biggest metropolis' while still being able to enjoy a buzzing atmosphere and an array of attractions both within and outside the city. The best thing is you won't have to beat off the crowds.
Beautiful beaches: Western Australia's coastline is simply stunning with azure waters and white sandy beaches that stretch on for miles and boast some of the country's best surfing breaks. Even better, unlike popular Bondi or Manly beaches, you'll easily be able to find a spot on the sand and enjoy the rolling waves to cool off from Perth's warm weather. Around Perth, Cottesloe and Scarborough Beaches are favourites with locals.

Perth attractions: Keeping busy in Perth is not a hard task. Just 20 minutes from the city centre is Freemantle, a vibrant port town with world-famous heritage buildings and a fascinating maritime and convict history. Amble through the markets or stop for a meal or drink at one Freemantle's lively cafes, bars or restaurants. Then, hop on a ferry to explore Perth's Rottnest Island, which offer 63 sheltered beaches, is car free and home to the famous �quokka' - a small kangaroo like marsupial unique to Rottnest Island. Hire a bike and take your time exploring this beautiful spot.
Easy access to the Margaret River: One of Western Australia's leading attractions � the Margaret River � is only a short 3.5 hour drive from Perth. The region has evolved into a haven of good food and good wine, with stunning scenery to boot. The Margaret River boasts world-class wineries and produces some of Australia's finest drops. Enjoy premier wines and beers from wineries and boutique breweries with breathtaking views over the vineyards and out to the ocean. Margaret River, with its beautiful beaches and big waves, also attracts sun seekers and surfers.
Easy access to the Coral Coast: Perth is the perfect starting point for exploring the Coral Coast, which stretches from Cervantes to Exmouth and is dotted with unique natural attractions and activities. The Coral Coast is one of the only places in the world where you can swim with Whale Sharks, and it is also home to the Ningaloo Reef, the closest reef in the world to the mainland. You can also get up close and personal with the dolphins at Monkey Mia, who come into the shallows daily for petting. For a land based activity, stop in at the famous rock formations known as the Pinnacles near Cervantes, where limestone spiers rise out of the sand.

If you're on the lookout for cheap holidays, Perth and its surrounding areas are a good option. With the laidback lifestyle, beautiful weather and an array of natural sights, a lot of attractions are outdoors and � best of all � free! Holiday in nature's playground and experience all that Perth has to offer.